In Denver, Colorado, a fellow named Warren Astler manages an attraction called 'Punt the Creek', located on Cherry Creek in the Lower Downtown (LoDo) area. OK, you know what a creek is but what's a punt? Well, think gondola, as in Venice. A punt is a long shallow bottom boat that is propelled by a pole pusher on the back of the boat. Along the way he or she tells you interesting tidbits about the area and its history. Cherry Creek flows into the Platte River, which consists completely of beer coming from the Coors brewery discharge pipes up the street. If you're around Larimer Square, a booming upscale shopping district of LoDo, give 'Punt the Creek' a look. Tell them Jim Kallenbach sent you and receive a free picture of Jim swimming fully clothed in the Platte River.